You Know You Live in Eastern Kentucky when....

...you have witnessed the following list of things in under ten minutes.

• A man riding his ATV on the main road as if its a car.
• A shirtless man aimlessly wandering in the middle of an intersection blocking traffic.
• A tractor driving on the road holding up traffic on the main road as if it also is a car.
• A group of random people directing traffic on a main road around a car accident (legitimately, waving people through and holding others up).
• You have been warned of said accident by a huge coal truck flashing its lights at you.
• A huge cloud of thick, black smoke coming out from behind some one's house where they are burning a large pile of garbage (which goodness knows what that contains).

That was my life yesterday and basically every day that I have spent here to some degree.

How could I not love it here?